I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'...
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt.
It’s because of the small arms.
I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.
She said, "Yes, all the others were nines and tens."
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.