Me: I'm terrified of random letters

Therapist: You are?

Me: (Screams)

Therapist: I see....

Me: (Scream intensifies)

A struggling zoo's main attraction, a gorilla, dies during their most popular season. They can't afford to lose the gorilla so they secretly hire one of the employees to be a gorilla in a suit for an extra $500 a week.

He quickly becomes even more popular than the original gorilla, everyone wants to see the human like gorilla. After a few months his popularity begins to wane so he decides to raise the stakes. He climbs out of his enclosure and dangles from a tree in the lion exhibit but he loses his grip and falls.

Scared he begins to yell for help, "Somebody help!"

With this a lion pounces on top of him and whispers, "Shut up or you'll get us both fired!"

How do you get the farmer’s daughter to fall in love with you?

A tractor.

Whoever stole my anti depressants...

I hope you’re happy now!