There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel...
It's a sound investment.
A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy."
Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."
Then I said: "Turn left here."
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.
I was like well, damn.