Her: At least invite me out to dinner.
Him: I don't go out with married women.
Her: But I'm your wife.
Him: I make no exceptions.
When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar badly.
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar... badly.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50.
What does that mean?
Also, my IQ test came back positive.
I put my phone under my pillow last night.
When I woke up it was gone and there was a $1 coin in it's place.
It was the Bluetooth Fairy.