My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.

So I packed all my bags and right!

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...

But his brother Frank was a monster!

Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other one says, "Well, I’m a big metal fan."

My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.

I told her she will if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules.

Otherwise, she will get a cheaper phone because...

It’s my way or the Huawei...