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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 902
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Location: United States
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A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 21," replies the barman.

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What do you call an extremely clingy alien?

A personal space invader.

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What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?

One’s Chris Pratt, the other is a crisp rat.

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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

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