Favorite this joke The British Ambassador walked briskly into the foyer of a magnificent Washington hotel and stopped for a moment to speak with one of the bright-buttoned Bellmen in he lobby. After he walked on, an assistant manager who had witnessed the incident, went over to the bellman and said, "What did the Ambassador want?"
"I don't know," answered the bellman. "He couldn't speak an ounce of English."
"I shall have to put you fellows in the same room," said the hotel keeper.
"That's all right," the guests replied.
"Well, I think," said the host, "you'll have a comfortable night. It's a featherbed."
At two o'clock in the morning one of the guests awoke his companion.
"Change places with me, Dick," he groaned. "It's my turn to lie on the feather."
Two lady school teachers from Brooklyn, spending their sabbatical year exploring western Canada, stopped at a small and old-fashioned hotel in Alberta recently.
One of the pair was inclined to be worrisome when traveling, and she couldn't rest until she had made a tour of the corridors to hunt out exits in case of fire. The first door she opened, unfortunately, turned out to be that of the public bath, occupied by an elderly gentleman taking a shower.
"Oh, excuse me!" the lady stammered, flustered. "I'm looking for the fire escape." Then she ran for it.
To her dismay, she hadn't got far along the corridor when she heard a shout behind her and, looking around, saw the gentleman, wearing only a towel, running after her.
"Where's the fire?!" he hollered.
A customer sat down at a table in a smart restaurant and tied a napkin around his neck. The scandalized manager called a waiter and instructed him, "Try to make him understand, as tactfully as possible, that that's not done."
Said the thoughtful waiter to the customer: "Pardon me, sir, shave or haircut?"
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