I asked my doctor today how long he thought this COVID thing will last...
He said, “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”
He who drinks a fifth on the fourth...
May not be able to go forth on the fifth!
You said everything would be back to normal after June!
Ju-Lyed!
My son asked me if a punch bowl is a place where you keep names of people you want to punch...
I usually keep them in my head but, keeping them in a fancy crystal bowl seems classy.