Favorite this joke I'm so excited to learn that the Post Office now gives you a choice of five different types of music while you are on hold!
While I was waiting for an agent, I got to hear the entire Beatles White Album, The Rolling Stones' Exile on Main Street, Stevie Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life, and Pink Floyd's The Wall.
What's the difference between Big Ben and Tic Tok?
One tells time, the other wastes time.
A French Chef had always been interested in Magic. So he went to a Convention of Magicians.
He was attempting a card trick where he had to palm a card to make it disappear, but could not do it without making it obvious.
So he went over to a professional magician and said, "What am I doing wrong with this card trick?
"It's simple," said the pro. "You have Palm Fritz."
What do you hear when a Judge is learning to play the piano?
The Scales of Justice.
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