Two women were drinking coffee and talking.
One asked, "So why are you filing for divorce?"
The second one replied, "He treats me like a dog."
The first one asked, "Oh? Does he beat you or something?"
The other said, "Worse. He expects me to be loyal to him!"
What's the difference between where you drive and where you park?
A lot!
My ex's cooking was cold and bland.
Clearly, she put her heart and soul into it.
What do you call those who fully listen to both sides of an argument?
Neighbors.