Favorite this joke Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...
The rest cheat in Europe.
The minister drove into a sand trap. He picked up his golf club, broke it but didn't say a word.
Then he picked up the golf bag and tore it to shreds but didn't say a word.
He then took out all the golf balls and flung them into the woods but did not say one word.
Finally he muttered, "I'm gonna have to give it up."
"Golf?" asked the caddie.
"No," he replied, "the ministry."
I went out for a run this morning, but I came back after a couple of minutes because I forgot something.
I forgot that I can't run for more than a couple of minutes.
A reporter asked a man how he felt when he found out that he won the lottery.
“As soon I saw the numbers line up, I knew it was going to be wife changing!”
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