Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.
It's the best thing for a hot dog.
There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently.
The government is still looking for the hacker.
I think they ran some where.
I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting.
I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture, they said “yes.”
When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...
"T. Hanks - For the Memories"