Did you know Mortal Kombat is based on an old Scandinavian church song?
It’s a Finnish hymn.
My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.
I said, “No, only for the next couple of hours.”
A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees.
"How do you know exactly how many" I replied.
“Easy, I keep a log..."
Why do people who have TikTok get sick?
Because of all the influenzas.