Did you hear about the man that was arrested at the board game shop?

Apparently he walked in and said he was looking for trouble.

I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.

The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."

If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?

In Google Docs.

A witch was flying her broom along when she noticed that all the other witches were flying on vacuum cleaners.

She thought, "Am I the only one still driving a stick?"