Little Johnny “why is your homework in your Dads writing?” the teacher asks.
“I used his pen,” he replied.

Q: Why was the computer so cold?
A: Because it forgot to shut its window

Q: How do you get a Democrat to pay taxes?
A: Give them "Change" and "Hope"

Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free. As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he was. "I am 4 years old". "And when will you be six years old?" asks the driver. “When I get off the bus" answers Johnny.