Q: Q: What do dolphins and men have in common?
A: They say that they're intelligent but no one's been able to prove that.

Q: Q: What do dolphins and men have in common?
A: They say that they're intelligent but no one's been able to prove that.

What's the difference between a flea-bitten dog and a bored visitor?
One's going to itch; the other's itching to go!

What did the idiot do with the flea in his ear?
He shot it!

What do you call the flea that lives in the idiot's ear?
The space invader!