The teacher asks: Now, Susan, how may fingers have you?
Susan: Ten.
Teacher: Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?
Susan: No more piano lessons.

The teacher asked the class to define “Pedestrian”
Tom raises his hand and says: “A person who can be easily reach by car.”

The mailperson rings the doorbell and as says: I have a parcel here, but the name on its obliterated.
Smiths says: Can’t be for me, then. My name is Smiths.

A little boy asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. His father impress by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. “There you are my son,” said the father. “But, tell me, isn’t the little lady able to work any more? “She sells candy” was the boy’s reply.