A man walks into a bar and orders 3 beers. The bartender asks him why he gets three beers. The man told the bartender, "Well, one is for me, and the other two are for my brothers who live in Texas."

The man does this for about a week and one day the man walks in and orders two beers instead of three. The bartender asks him why just two. The man said, "Well, my wife told me I had to quit drinking but she didn't say anything about my brothers having to stop."

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 beers.
The bartender asks him why he gets three beers the man told the bartender well one is for me and the other two, for my brothers who live in Texas.
The man does this for about a week and one day the man walks in and orders two beers instead of three. The bartender asks him why just two the man said well my wife told me I had to quit drinking but she didn't say anything about my brothers to stop.

Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action movie about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarsenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a fan of Chopin,” said Bruce. “And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" replied Sly. “And what about you?" he asked Arnold. "If I’m not Bach, I’ll be Hayden!"

Confusius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."