Two women are talking about marriage. One woman says: “ I wonder if my husband will love me when my hair is gray.” “Why not? He’s loved you through three shades already.” Replied her friend.

Is a technique for distributing all the junk in your garage among all the other garages in the neighborhood.

If you drop a fork, it’s a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it’s a sign company is leaving.

Dad: "What happened to your eye?"
Tom: "I was staring at a ball from afar, and I was wondering why it was getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit me."