A humble little man in a restaurant shyly touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat. “Excuse me,” he said, “but do you happen to be Mr. Williams of Main?”
“No, I’m not!” the man answered with annoyance.
“Oh…er…well,” stutter the little man, “you see, I am, and that’s his overcoat you’re putting on.”

The cheapest way to have your family tree traced is to run for a public office.

Cupid’s dart hurts more coming out than going in.

A sharp nose points to curiosity. A flattened nose indicates too much curiosity.