“Sir, there’s a debt collector in the outer office.”
“Tell him he can take that pile on my desk”

A guy is passing a Mental Hospital surrounded by a wall and he hears the chanting inside, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Curious to see what’s going on he finds a small hole in the wall, so he bends and peeks inside. Someone inside pokes him hard in the eye and everyone starts inside chanting, Fourteen! Fourtee! Fourteen!

An elementary school teacher decides to poll the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment. The question was: "How many people were able to complete the assignment without parents help?"

About 25% of the class raises their hands.

"How many people we able to complete the assignment with the help of a parent?"

About 70% of the class raises their hand. The teacher still notices about 5% of the class did not raise their hands.

She then calls out, "How many people had to help a parent complete your assignment?"

An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment:

How many people were able to complete the assignment without parents help?
About 25% of the class raises their hands. How many people we able to complete the assignment with the help of a parent? About 70% of the class raises their hand. The teacher still notices about 5% of the class did not raise their hands. She then calls out, "How many people had to help a parent complete your assignment?