Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?"
He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."
A man went to the airline counter.
The ticket agent asked, "Sir, do you have any reservations?"
He replied, "Reservations? Of course I have reservations, but I'm flying anyway!"
Did you hear what happened to the optometrist?
He fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.