Why did the owl make everyone laugh?
“Cause he was a hoot!

Q. What did the cork say to the bottle?
A. “If you don’t behave I’ll plug you.”

1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes?

2. If a deaf person must appear in court, is it still called a hearing?

3. Why does the sign read, “Enter at your own risk"... who else could you risk other than yourself?

4. If it's called "frying pan" is it OK to boil something in it?

5. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it?

Q: Why did your mom bring a spoon to the super-bowl?
A: She wanted to eat it all!!