"What’s wrong, Doctor? You look puzzled.”

“I can’t figure out exactly what’s wrong with you. I think it’s the result of heavy drinking.”

“Well then, I’ll just come back when you’re sober.”

A customer comes into a computer store.“I’m looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.”
After a while the clerk replied, “have you tried Windows 2000?”

Q. Why do University of Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirror?
A. So they can use handicapped parking.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
Mash-scara!