Q. Why do University of Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirror?
A. So they can use handicapped parking.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
Mash-scara!

Q: How do you know an Antartian has been using the computer?
A: There is White-Out on the screen.

Q: How do you know an Antartian has been using the computer?
A: There is White-Out on the screen.