Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?
Because his career was in ruins.

"Waiter! Waiter! This coffee tastes like soil."

"Yes, sir, it was ground this morning."

"Waiter! Waiter! Do you have frog’s legs?"

"No, sir it’s just the way I’m standing."

"Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid."

"Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it."