Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know
his wife until he marries her”
Dad: That happens in every country, son

Teacher: What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy?

Tommy: Don’t Know.

Teacher: Bark, Tommy.

Tommy: Woof, Woof.

Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top.

When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard."

The second replied, "Yeah, good thing I was pushing the brakes the whole time or we would have rolled down backwards.”

"All those curves and me with no brakes."