"All those curves and me with no brakes."

Q. Why did the pig cross the road
A. To prove that he wasn't a chicken

Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards.”

Q. Why did the pig cross the road
A. To prove that he wasn't a chicken