Q. Why are pancakes like a baseball game?
A. Because they depend on the batter.

- Daddy, daddy... Why is it that everyone calls me stupid?
- I don't know kid; I am not your daddy.

Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?
A: Desperate!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!