Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!
Q: How do you catch a sqirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!
Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!