Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the
blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we
have if we placed a "K" in the front?"

After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"

Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!

Q. What happened after the two bullets got married?
A. They had a little BB!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie!