BOY:Are you tired?
GIRL:Why?
BOY:Because you've been running through my mind all day.

The older sister asks her younger brother, "What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?"

Without missing a beat, the little brother replies, "A list of everything I want."

A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:

"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."

Q.Whats wrong when your wife nags at you in the front room?

A.You made her chain too long.