What did the spider email to the fly?
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A man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'
So he tied her up and went golfing.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.