Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: A no-eyed deer (say it out loud)

Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A: A still no-eyed deer.

Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
 
Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.

Two cats want to cross the river. One is named one-two-three, the other is named un-deux-trois. Who made it across the river first? One-two-three did. Un-deux-trois cat sank.

Two cats want to cross the river. One is named one-two-three, the other is named un-deux-trois. Who made it across the river first? One-two-three did. Un-deux-trois cat sank.