What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist.

Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me?
Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me?
Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

Son: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.