At the bar, Tom and Bill were talking. “My uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took the wheels from a Cadillac, the radiator from a Lexus, and tires from a Ford," said Tom.

“What did he get?" asked Bill.

“Two years,” said Tom.

I stand behind every car I sell said the previously owned sales rep.
I help push it!

The man charged into the jewelry shop, slammed his fists angrily on the showcase, removed a wristwatch from his pocket and shook it under the nose of the owner. “You said this watch would last me a lifetime,” he yelled. “Yeah,” admitted the owner. “But you looked pretty sick the day you bought it.”

“Hello, Operator, you gave me the wrong number!” said the young man, quite upset about it. "I’m calling Hope5567.“

"There is no such exchange as Rope,” said the operator.

“Hope,” replied the man angrily. “H like in Harry, O for Otto, P for Peter and E for Edward.”

“Gee,” said the operator, “that phone booth must be awfully crowded, but what number do you want?”