Favorite this joke Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kanobe were visiting a Chinese restaurant one day. After being brought their meals, Luke attempted to use the chopsticks, but never quite got the hang of it and kept dropping food everywhere, with utterly frustrated him.
"Do not despair, young Skywaler," Obi-Wan said. "Just use the forks."
Sherry is walking through the zoo when she notices Bill throwing $10 bills in the monkey cage.
Curious, she walks closer and asks, "Bill, what are you doing? Why are you giving the monkeys money?"
"The sign by the gate says it was okay," he replies.
Sherry looks at him quizzically, "It did?"
"Yes, it said, 'Do not feed. $10 fine.'"
It was Dad's turn to read Little Johnny a bedtime story. After twenty minutes, Mom called up the stairs, "Is he asleep?"
Little Johnny called back, "Yes, finally."
Health inspector: "I'm afraid you have too many roaches in here."
Restaurant owner: "How many am I allowed?"
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