I know I need to build up my fitness with exercise and good health...
But at the same time my body is telling me no whey!
Women call me ugly occasionally, but that’s only until they hear how much money I make...
Then they say I’m poor and ugly.
What do you call it when you take a picture of your favorite bookcase?
A shelf-ie!
What does the world’s top dentist get?
A little plaque.