Lady: My husband keeps talking in his sleep.
Doctor: Just allow him to speak during the day, and he will be alright.
I did not like my beard at first...
But then it grew on me.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and i will go to mine.
Teacher: Suppose you have $10 and you asked your brother for $5. How much would you have then?
Student: $10.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My brother won't give me any money.