Man: I know how to 'please' a woman.
Woman: Good, then 'please' leave me alone.
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I did not do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."
I use Pantene. What do you use?
Mark's.
I use Dove soap. What do you use?
Mark's.
I use Olay lotion. What do you use?
Mark's.
Is Mark an international Brand?
No, Mark is my roommate!
What's your favorite book?
My husband's checkbook.