Son: "Excuse me daddy, but what is the twenty fifth letter of the alphabet?"
Dad: "Y."
Son: "Because I need to know for my test tomorrow."
A cop pulled me over and saids, "Papers."
I turned to him and said, "Scissors. I win!" and then drove away.
A piece of gold walked into a Texas bar...
The bartender said, “Au, get out of here!”
My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.
The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."
I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”
“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”