A dog gave birth to puppies near the road... and was cited for littering.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?

The man wears a suit. The dog just pants.

I knew she was the one for me when we went walking through the evergreen trees.

It was love at firs site.

My friend dropped a box of Italian pastries on the floor.

I cannoli imagine what he felt at that moment.