Fifteen seconds...
Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide if you're doing anything with your life today.
Money doesn't buy happiness?
Well, it does buy a jet ski.
Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?
My art instructor complimented my painting of a ring-shaped reef island...
They said, “Not bad, not bad atoll.”
My wife said she needed more space.
So I locked her outside.