A dentist was about to leave his office with his golf bag on his shoulder, when the phone rang.

“Doctor,” the caller said, “I have a terrible toothache. Can I stop by your office in a few minutes?”

“Sorry,” replied the dentist, “but I have a previous appointment to fill eighteen cavities this afternoon.”

My sister gave birth in a state-of-the-art delivery room.

It was so high tech that the baby came out cordless!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

My wife kicked me out because of my awful Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.

But don’t worry...

I’ll return!