What is a social drinker?

If someone says, "I'll have a beer please," a social drinker always replies, "Social I!”

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...

Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

What happened when a man ordered a double?

The barman brought out someone that looked just like him.