“You need glasses,” the eye doctor said.
“I’m already wearing glasses,” replied the patient.
“In that case,” the doctor said, “I need glasses.”
Are you a campfire?
Cause you are hot and I want s'more!
Restaurant Server: Would you like a table near the window, or near the salad bar, or near the dance floor?
Man: It doesn't matter... as long as it's near a waiter!
Apparently, this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog.
My bad dude, my bad...