Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like.

If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write, "Sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.

I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...

I call it 'Baptismal Font.'

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

Taxes are a yearly subscription to the country you live in.

Childhood is the free trial.