How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway... after that he's running out!
A baby mouse sees a bat flying overhead and says, "Mom! I think I see an angel!"
How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty! One to change it and nineteen to stand on each other's shoulders.
What is the difference between a well dressed man riding a bike and a man in a suit riding a unicycle?
One wheel!