Why doesn't Lebron James like Indian food?
Because it has "Curry" in it.
If you get motion sickness on a DOWN escalator...
Do you still throw-UP?
What kind of food do Priests eat?
Parishable food.
A farmers wife is cooking. She says "I need a cup of molasses, but I ran out."
Farmers runs outside and returns with two dead moles.
Wife says, "I said a cup of molasses, not a couple of mole asses!"