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Eufaulasrguy

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 51
# of followers : 8
# of following: 23
Location: United States
won: $ 330.00
$6.00 won 4 votes

A person that keeps their feet firmly on the ground...

... will never get their pants on!

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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$15.00 won 6 votes

Things that always tell the truth:

Small Children...

Drunks...

Yoga Pants!

6 votes

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$12.00 won 5 votes

When ordering a pizza ask that it be cut in 4 slices in place of the normal 8 slices...

That way, it only counts as 4 slices on your diet!

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My house is not messy...

I have just set up obstacles for any burglar that might want to test their luck.

6 votes

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